Funny Men Jokes

When you are made a request to talk as best man in a wedding, you will most likely be made a request to infuse cleverness through jokes in your discourse. Be careful, be that as it may, since funniness can be the twofold edged sword with which you can lessen visitors to tears either in giggling or in bitterness. Obviously, you need the visitors and the marriage couple to grin and snicker at your jokes!


No, I’m not walking on string-cheese stilts. These are just my first bare legs of the season.

Q: Did you hear about the African American girl who was quiet during the movie? A: She wasn't.

 

 

 

Q: What do you call ball's on your chin? A: A dick in your mouth!

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance. 

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

 

 

If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

 

 

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

 

 

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!

 

 

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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
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Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.